Arteest

fancy steve, won't you please find it in your heart to do my logo?
brave little dot net needs a gif to show the world who i am.
and i can't use photoshop and you've got all your pills
and your rave friends and stuff
and you'd probably like to do some artsy crap
but please no shooting stars.

you can make time.
it will be fine.
make time to draw stuff.
then all your friends can come over and
number two in my bathtub
i know you like that sort of thing
because you're sick in the head.
but you don't need compliments.
you just need to spit out a logo for me.


someday some bored lost mind will find my site
while looking for something different.
and then in the end two friends will tell two friends
and some of them might see
the logo you drew, something awesome and new
and underneath will say fancy.
then maybe twelve year old girls will flock to you
and become your web design team.


you could be popular, hip and spectacular
with some things that you bring to the eye.
and your logos would hide your ten year old wife
who no one needs to know things about.
cuz i know you have skills other than things
like taking pictures of vomit
encrusted in shoes. you and that mexican bastard
owe me five dollars or one sweet sign.