Invasion

we are the hostile invading force.
i've got my army and you've got yours.
you've got guns and bombs and tanks
but we have planet melting rays.

i've seen you search for other life;
we see your probes pass all the time.
well, now your dream is coming true
'cause you'll be working in our mines.

i hope you like our culture.
i hope you like our cuisine.
i hope you like our language.
i hope you like our mindslave helmets.

i've seen your television shows
about unbreakable human will
your will to fight and to be free
trust me, i'm sure we know the drill.
i've seen your mammal need to sate.
i've seen your lusts keep you enslaved.
if we keep printing human money
then you'll keep doing what we say.

i hope you like our planet.
i hope you like our weather.
i hope you like the bone fuser
that melted our skulls together.

back to work.
back to work.

you dream your lives away on space
wishing for adventures to go through
but if you wait for others to help
know that they'll be more advanced than you.
give up your shopping malls and cars.
give up your yoga and tv.
give up your brave new world.
welcome to endless slavery.

i hope you like our customs
i hope you like our science
i hope you like spending your race's future
digging nutrients out of soil
to feed our endless wailing young
to feed tomorrow's conquering force.
to feed oppressors of stupid backwards races
who waste their genetic gifts on vice.